Travel Splurge: Sleeping with Presidents & Celebrities at Johannesburg’s Saxon Hotel
The driver wore a crisp, neatly pressed black suit and silk, powder blue tie — an ensemble far nicer than any I owned at home. I’d phoned requesting a transfer approximately thirty seconds ago. It was like he teleported to meet me at the train station.
He shook my hand, flashed a bright smile and directed me toward a jet black Mercedes so shiny, it could have been dipped in mercury. Inside, he offered a hot towel, ice cold bottled water, and an array of fancy mints, hand sanitizers, and French perfumes that smelled of offshore bank accounts. Such is the level of service at Johannesburg’s uber-exclusive Saxon Hotel.
Lobby of the Saxon Hotel, Johannesburg, South Africa
Not Your Average Check-in
Upon arrival, a parade of hotel staff greet guests by name before making quick work of luggage and whisking them off to their suite. As one of the Leading Hotels of the World, the Saxon is, as you might imagine, very exclusive. The walls are adorned with remarkable hand drawings of countless celebrities, foreign dignitaries, and heads of state who’ve visited the property since the 1990s — Bill Clinton, Kevin Spacey, Oprah Winfrey, and Lady Gaga to name a few. Nelson Mandela even lived at the Saxon for six months while his own home was under construction. His exclusive suite is now offered to guests as the Nelson Mandela Platinum Suite – the ultimate accommodations.
To up the ante during my stay, the hotel was kind enough to provide me with two nights in one of four exclusive Presidential Suites. Opening the double doors revealed a stunning, palatial room (2,152 square feet to be exact), complete with foyer, private balcony, fully-equipped kitchen with on-call butler, three separate dining areas (including one in the bedroom), separate guest bathroom, complimentary mini bar, massive double master bathroom, a ridiculous entertainment system with free in-room movies and music, and a work station with a laptop and printer. Yes, it’s the little things in life.
With a raised eyebrow, I quietly gasped. “So this is how the other half lives …”
I spent an inordinate amount of my stay devising a good reason to phone my personal butler:
“Hobson … be a dear and prepare a spot of coffee for us, won’t you?”
“Hobson, press my socks, would you? Extra starch this time!”
“This 1956 port won’t do! I demand the ’57!”
“I said only YELLOW M&Ms!”
None of it made sense. I couldn’t bring myself to do it. But it’s the closest I’ll likely ever come to traveling like a rock star, foreign dignitary or … Justin Bieber.
The Saxon somewhat cheekily calls itself a “boutique hotel”. And its original design as a private residential retreat lends credence to that claim. But, unlike typical boutique hotels, its legion amenities are opulent (almost bordering on absurd) and virtually guarantee that guests never need leave the property:
Multiple plasma televisions and remote controlled entertainment systems provide the finishing touches to an experience of all-round opulence.
A workstation complete with complimentary laptop, and multi-function printer-fax-scanner-photocopier, and includes access to property-wide limitless WiFi Internet access.
Latticed shutters ensure privacy and open onto views over the indigenous gardens and northern view of the Johannesburg city skyline.
Open-plan bath and dressing room with over-sized bathtub, separate shower, separate toilet and two separate handbasins
A complimentary mini bar including soft drinks, water and local beers
Complimentary use of Hydro facilities at the Spa
International businessman power panel
iPod docking station, Bang & Olufsen HD LCD screen television, full Digital Satellite bouquet and Blu-ray DVD player, together with state-of-the-art surround-sound music system, including all radio stations, full gaming interface and digital music library
Presidential Suites offer even more, including:
French Champagne on arrival and replenished every night
Complimentary Port and Sherry in the suite
Saxon Restaurant table reservation
Complimentary in-house laundry and pressing service
Complimentary return airport transfer and one return transfer to a nearby business district per day
VIP airport transfer to avoid the long lines and luggage handling at nearby OR Tambo International and Lanseria Airports
As you’d expect from a hotel of this caliber, the onsite Saxon Spa and Studio are every bit as lavish as the guest suites. Choose from an extensive list of treatments, work out in the state-of-the-art fitness area, get prettied up at the hair and nail studio, or relax in their dedicated “hydro area”. This includes an outdoor heated pool, water-wall showers, indoor Jacuzzi and cold plunge pool – all ideal for relieving aching muscles and boosting circulation.
Spa at Saxon Hotel, Johannesburg, South Africa
While I didn’t avail myself of every service during my stay, I’m happy to say that my personal massage at the hotel spa was literally the best I’ve ever experienced. My petite, 100-pound therapist provided a Deep Tissue Swedish Massage that worked over every inch of my body to the point that I could barely stand afterward (”¦ and that’s a good thing!). I promptly returned to my room where I faceplanted into bed and slept for 14 hours.
Thankfully, the Saxon recognizes that, even as a premier hotel, short-term guests typically don’t want fine dining for their entire stay (even celebrities and probably Mandela enjoyed a burger and fries once in while). Which is why it offers several dining options, from relaxed outdoor (Olive Bar and Koi Terrace), to casual (Qunu grill and steakhouse), to pure luxury (Five Hundred).
Fine Dining at Saxon Hotel, Johannesburg, South Africa
Qunu (shown above) is an excellent “in-between” option with a relaxed, upscale atmosphere perfect for either a romantic or casual dinner with friends. The menu is extensive with a variety of local options, however I personally recommend the Springbok Loin – their unofficial signature dish. It is, without a doubt, the best meat entrée I’ve eaten anywhere in Africa.
Whichever option you choose, don’t miss out on the wine selection. As this is South Africa, they take their vino quite seriously. The wine list offers an extensive inventory of locally sourced wines with preference given to those from Cape Town and the Western Cape (not surprising as both the chef and sommelier are from there).
The Bottom Line
“Nice accommodations, if you can get ’em.” For the average traveler, The Saxon is likely to be just out of financial reach. But, as a travel splurge for honeymooners and once-in-a-lifetime, bucket list travelers to Africa, I can’t recommend it more highly. The service, amenities, staff, food, and guest suites are all well above virtually any five- and six-star hotel I’ve ever visited.