Here’s a travel tip: never, ever pack when you’re high.
Vagabondish is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn a small affiliate commission. Read our disclosure.
You get there, you open your bag, nothing matches. For the whole trip, all you have to wear is a Hawaiian shirt, an oven mitt, and a lava lamp.
The rest of the bag is full of cookie dough and Hot Wheels trucks.
-Dave Attell
Brilliant!