In what is perhaps the best headline ever for an airport-related story …
Sex-crazed turtles shut down a runway at Kennedy Airport this morning as they crawled across the tarmac heading for their seasonal breeding grounds.
Runway 4L was shut down starting about 9:30 a.m., the Federal Aviation Administration said.
Port Authority workers were still working an hour later to move the slowpokes to safer ground.
Full story via NYPOST.com.