A recent article by Man on the Lam’s Raymond Walsh has revealed an absurd array of job titles available to applicants for a visa to visit the United Arab Emirates.
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The unintentionally comical list might just provide the inspiration you need to give your career a new direction. Bored with cubicle dwelling? Consider a becoming an Assistant Life Manager or Aluminum Furnace Man. Always dreamed of a culinary career? You could be a Bread Yeast Filtering Man, Brunch Manager, or Macaroni Dough Kneader.
Dubai © Eugene Kaspersky
While the bizarrely comprehensive list provides ample options for alternative careers, be forewarned that the options are very specific so choose wisely if you are planning a trip to the UAE. It’s all well and good to decide to be a Dressmaker, but by golly you’d better know what you’re going to sew because you have to choose between at least half a dozen specialties such as Trousers, Readymade Suits, and Pajamas.
Personally, I’m dying to select Bowling Coach, even though I’m the world’s worst practitioner of the sport. Maybe Brigadier is a better option. I’ve always loved a uniform with lots of bling.
For more hilarious career options, visit Man On The Lam.